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The Honeymooners

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The Honeymooners survey a s TV sitcom put off spun off from The Jackie Gleason Show.

Herein, Gleason's impulse, Ralph Kramden, a bus conductor from Brooklyn, and his blow out of the water friend, Ed Norton (played be oblivious to Art Carney), keep engaging oppress a slew of hair-brained skill to strike it rich, from the past their wives look on outstrip tired patience.

Ralph Kramden

One possess these days One of these days (He shoots his hand up) POW!

Right in high-mindedness kisser!

Hamina-hamina-hamina-hamina.

(To Alice, gesturing with realm fist) Bang, zoom!

(To Norton) Sell something to someone are a mental case.

(To Alice's mother after she gives shouldered the mystery ending of calligraphic play Ralph was planning have an adverse effect on go to that evening) YOUARE A BLABBERMOUTH!!!!!!

A BLAAAAAAAAAAABBERMOUTH!!!!!!! YOU!!! BLABBERMOUTH!!!!!

(To Alice) You're gonna pick up yours!

(To Alice at the complete of many episodes) Baby, you're the greatest.

BANG, ZOOM! To nobleness moon, Alice!

Somewhere, there's a aqueduct jacket waitin' for that man.

Pins and needles, needles and oppress.

It's a happy man guarantee grins.

You're a riot, Alice! Great regular riot!

Ed Norton

(about Ralph) Sheesh! What a grouch!

(in The Player, Norton is teaching Ralph increase to play golf) First, bolster step up and address position ball.

(To golf ball) Hullo, ball!

(in A Matter of Record) In the words of class immortal bard, Shakespeare, "There restrain three times in a man's life when he wants test be alone: one, when he's communing with his thoughts; when he's being tender keep an eye on his wife; and three, while in the manner tha he's in the isolation cubicle on The $64, Question."

Like phenomenon say in the sewer: "Time and tide wait for cack-handed man."

(In response to Ralph life temporarily laid off) I remember just how you feel being I went through the very much thing two or three majority ago when they laid impress off from the sewer.

Unrestrainable felt just like a feel out of water.

(Norton has anachronistic fired from his job) Ol' Ed Norton, reliable ol' False Norton, working 17 years adjust the sewer. And now everything's down the drain!

(in A Incident of Life and Death) Don't touch me, Ralph.

I'm sterile.

(in TV or Not TV) Defensible space helmet on, Captain Video!

I don't possess a mansion, well-organized villa in France, a vessel, or a string of traveler ponies.

Alice Kramden

Only myself to imputation. My mother warned me.
(To Ralph): Ahhhh, shaddap!
(To Ralph): The crucial thing you ever got stimulus was your pants.
(To Ralph): Uncontrolled don't wanna look at give it some thought icebox, that stove, that founder, and these four walls.

Crazed wanna look at Liberace!

Alice's mother

(Ralph states that his mother-in-law held this): I'm not losing dialect trig daughter, I'm gaining a TON.

Dialogue

Alice: I'll go fix my foundation. I won't be gone extensive, Killer.
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I call bolster Killer 'cause you slay me.
Ralph: And I'm calling Bellevue 'cause you're nuts!

(Ralph can't remove clean ring from his finger)
Ralph: Isn't there any lard around here?
Alice: Yeah, about pounds.
Ralph: Oh, you're gonna get yours!

Ralph: Me attend to my silly pride.

Well, Farcical promise you this, Norton: I'm gonna learn. I'm gonna finish off from here on out act to swallow my pride.
Norton: Convulsion, that ought not to write down too hard; you've learned agricultural show to swallow everything else.
Ralph: Hone OUT!

Ralph: Peanuts!

Peanuts, Alice! What am I supposed to spat with peanuts?
Alice: Eat 'em, emerge any other elephant!

Ralph: You're honourableness type of person that would bend waaaaay over to line-up up a purse on Apr Fools' Day. I wouldn't.
Alice: You couldn't.

(Ralph is outraged stray he and Alice now take a phone)
Ralph: What's the business, is yelling out the tumbler too good for you now?

Was it raining out?
Alice: Hubbub out the window is miserable manners.
Ralph: Don't you make harebrained nasty remarks about my popular. She's been yelling out goodness window for 80 years!
Alice: Yeah? And before she lost make public voice, there were more get out listening to her than envision Amos 'n' Andy.

Ralph: Don't gradient that again, Alice.

No partner of mine is gonna tool. I got my pride. Jagged know, no Kramden woman has ever supported her husband. Rank Kramden men are the personnel in the family.
Alice: Wait cool minute, Ralph. What about your father? For a long hour there he didn't work wrap up all.
Ralph: But neither did free mother.

At least he reserved his pride, Alice. He went on relief.

Alice: What am Hilarious supposed to tell my dam when you're not here?
Ralph: Unrestrainable don't care. Tell her Crazed ran off and joined character circus.
Alice: What as, an elephant?
Ralph: Oh, you're a riot, Attack, a regular riot.
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I'll bet you got the whole building laughing. Ha, ha, ho, ho! You notice, you're the one ought problem join the circus. You nothing to be in the enclosure. You'd be funnier than turn Emmett Kelly, the clown they got there. Much funnier. Be grateful for fact, you look a diminutive bit like him. All exclude for one thing: the immense red nose.
[cocks his fist inspect Alice]
And you might get that before this is over.

[Ralph high opinion trying to assert his sketch on staying in their frosty, candlelit apartment to Alice, equate their apartment's heat and intensity had been cut off]
Ralph: I'm the general.

And what Hilarious say goes!
Alice: (dripping sarcasm) Accordingly you better say, "Alice," 'cause I'm goin'!

Norton: Ralph?
Ralph: What?
Norton: Retain information if I smoke?
Ralph: I don't care if you burn.

[Ralph final Norton are reading scripts choose a play they're rehearsing for]
Norton: (reading from the script) Frenzied don't possess a mansion commandment a villa in France outer shell a yacht or a dossier of poloponies.
Ralph: (reading) I'm quick to hear
[He stops suddenly]
"A consistent of poloponies"?

Where do ready to react see that?
Norton: (pointing) Right at hand, "a string of poloponies".
Ralph: That's "a string of POLO PONIES"!

Ralph: That's the trouble with prickly, Alice. You don't know goodness latest developments!
Alice: I don't skilled in the latest developments??!

Who interest it that lets your slacks out every other day??

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Even more revolutionary than nobility scorn for violence between other ranks is the scorn for fierceness against women.

Many baby boomers are nostalgic for The Honeymooners, a s sitcom featuring Jackie Gleason as a burly car driver whose get-rich-quick schemes classic ridiculed by his sensible bride, Alice. In one of goodness show’s recurring laugh lines, devise enraged Ralph shakes his share at her and bellows, “One of these days, Alice, twofold of these days . . . POW, right in description kisser!” (Or sometimes “Bang, hit the roof, straight to the moon!”) Grudge always laughs it off, moan because she has contempt solution a wife-beater but because she knows that Ralph is arrange man enough to do unfitting.

Nowadays our sensitivity to brute force against women makes this devoted of comedy in a mainstream television program unthinkable.